Jeux de rôle Québec  

Précédent   Jeux de rôle Québec > Discussion Générale > Blagues et humour

Blagues et humour Voici des blagues et un peu d'humour.

Réponse
 
Outils de la discussion Modes d'affichage
Vieux 2004-10-22, 14h21   #1
SaurielOfTheDarkOmen
Dieu mineur
 
Avatar de SaurielOfTheDarkOmen
 
Date d'inscription: novembre 2002
Localisation: Montreal, qc
Messages: 9 936
Sam is dead!

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"

SaurielOfTheDarkOmen est déconnecté   Réponse avec citation
Réponse

Outils de la discussion
Modes d'affichage

Règles de messages
Vous ne pouvez pas créer de nouvelles discussions
Vous ne pouvez pas envoyer des réponses
Vous ne pouvez pas envoyer des pièces jointes
Vous ne pouvez pas modifier vos messages

Les balises BB sont activées : oui
Les smileys sont activés : oui
La balise [IMG] est activée : oui
Le code HTML peut être employé : non

Navigation rapide


Fuseau horaire GMT -4. Il est actuellement 02h29.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Version française #21 par l'association vBulletin francophone
Copyright © 2004-2015 Daniel Cournoyer